Limewire yells at record label for stealing their pizza.

Woman: (with unbridled entitlement) This is a company party our CEO is here and you STOLE our pizza.

Paul and Kosuke continue apologizing.  They offer to pay for the two slices.

Woman: (didactically snobbish) We don’t want your money. No.  Enjoy the pizza, but you can’t steal other people’s things.  You can’t take what’s not yours

Again the duo continues their apologies.  Kosuke tries to turn the situation around and befriend them.

Kosuke: What company do you guys work for?

Woman: We work for Limewire.

<Long pause>  Kosuke’s eyes go wide.  Anger festers in his pupils.

Kosuke: Oh ok.  Well I work at a record label so fuck you.  You’ve stolen from us enough. (Bites pizza. Begins to walk away.)

rickwebb: This is awesome.

kellyreeves: OH wow. Classic.

Clearly the funniest story of the day.

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  1. johanhedberg reblogged this from kenyatta and added:
    Too good to be true :)
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  4. shegotsole reblogged this from kenyatta and added:
    ever told (at least for right now.)
  5. kenyatta reblogged this from kellyreeves and added:
    Clearly the funniest story of the day.
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  7. kellyreeves reblogged this from rickwebb and added:
    OH wow. Classic.
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