Flicked Off: ‘2012′ is Awesome and Haters Can Suck It | The Awl

This is clearly the greatest movie review ever written. The blockquote below doesn’t even do it justice.

You know who I love? I love anyone who hated this movie because I would like to fight them to the death for being wrong as balls. Fuckouttahere. I wanna be on the 2012 thrill park ride, playing 2012 on my Nintendo DS, eating the 2012-branded chocotaco and watching this movie at the same time because I am greedy for this brand of INCREDIBLEBANANASINCREDIBLE. Everyone who says otherwise may as well have written their reviews on their faces in marker because they are obviously batshit crazy and should be ignored. Seriously, will somebody tell me what people expected other than 158 minutes of apocalypse BUKKAKE?

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    Every word of this is awesomesauce.
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    utter genius. #drowninghurts.
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