Parakeets $6.00 each - No Minimum
(Volume discounts available)

Birds will be shipped via airlines. We ship on Continental, American, and Delta Monday through Friday. We can put up to fifty parakeets per box, and up to eight boxes strapped together for as low as $100.00 per shipment. We also carry breeder supplies and we manufacture pet products.

(I don’t know why I found this so amusing. Oh wait. Yes I do. The thought of 400 parakeets strapped to eight fucking boxes flying coach is really fucking funny.)