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Still Not Back - sheila callaghan

from sheila callaghan:

Still not back but I got the feeling you were wondering what it feels like to get one of these, so I thought I’d break my blog silence to show you…

Yes, it’s just like being attacked by millions of sparkles and a tiny little rapper.

The best is that I get to go to this ridiculous gala with A-list celebs, where Sotheby’s auctions off FabregĂ© eggs and reporters ask who you’re wearing.

When I went to this event in 2000, I wore an $80 dress from J.C. Penny, took my mom as my date, got very very drunk, made out with a boy in a closet, and rushed the stage when Aretha Franklin launched into “Respect”. This year will be decidedly more classy—gown by Vera Wang (purchased on sale, okay), sobriety by motherhood (alcohol gets passed through breastmilk, dontcha know), and salacious antics kept to a minimum.

Dignity is underrated.

  • 3 years ago
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