Guy at empanada stand at the airport in Miami: Aye. i know you from the television.
Me: No you don't. You're just trying to get me to buy something. (joking)
Empanada Guy: Yes I do but that's okay. You don't want to be noticed. We're not asking to take your picture.
Me: I'm not on TV though.
Empanada Guy: Yes you are with the white coat and the funny things on the Internet.
Me: You mean online?
Empanada Guy: On the YouTube on the television. I watch it with my son. He loves it. He thinks you very funny.
Me: Oh wow. So you *do* know me. I'm not famous though.
Empanada Guy: Yes you are but don't worry. I won't take your picture. I'll just tell my son I saw you.
Me: Um. Ok. I can take a picture with you. It's just that I'm not--
Empanada Guy: That's ok. You don't want to be noticed.
Me: No I'm just not used to this. It's the Internet. Not television.
Empanada Guy: Internet. Television. It's all the same.