From Sony Patent Application 8246454 B2
swiped from an IdleThumbs post. They have a photoset of even more hilariousness but these two really stood out to me.
@mememolly’s custom #BrianWilliams pizza iPhone case
A Hartford man was charged after police say he stole a car being used to deliver Chinese food, and then continued to deliver orders to pocket the profits.
Police received a call from a Chinese food delivery driver reporting that his car had just been stolen at Bristow Middle School on Highland Street after he had left it idling to run into the school, police said.
The driver also called his boss at the restaurant to tell him about the car theft, so that the restaurant could call remaining customers and tell them that their orders were stolen along with the car, police said. The people at the restaurant told the driver that one of the orders had been delivered after the theft, presumably by the car thief, police said.
A very modest proposal to fix the election’s Florida problem.
mwahjasmine asked: Have you checked out @YesYoureRacist?
Why didn’t I think of this?
(Rebloggable by request)
Why I’m Voting for Mitt Romney (by blndsundoll4mj)
Greatest political video of all time.
OF. ALL. TIME.
(There’s a SuperPAC behind this somewhere.)
Ze Frank teaches you about how American politics work. LISTEN AND LEARN THINGS.
Might as well make it Ze Frank day.
Pleased to meet you, Camel.
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